Shock and awe

In some wild corners of the world women are going all out to create the most shocking and awe inspiring looks for their pussies. Forget the vajazzle, if you really want to make an impact you better be prepared to break out the piercings, the tattoo needle, the hair dye, and… the feathers!

Shocking and awesome!

Shocking and awesome!

If, on the other hand, the thought of revealing such fantastic creations in your gym’s locker room, or at the gynecologists office gives you pause, there are less permanent ways to get dramatic results.

There’s non-piercing labia and clitoral jewelery for a start. Body paint can look fantastic if well done, and is easily removed. And there are all kinds of body decals, like these for example.

Thanks to the kind reader who dropped the left hand pic into the dropbox and inspired this post.

One reader’s appeal for reason

A reader posted the following honest, balanced and well-argued and highly personal piece appealing for more consideration and sensitivity in the whole issue of pubes. She writes:

“I would like to hear about how much you care for what the women feel, the pleasure they receive, in an honest way. I would also like to know that you care about the etiquette of touching sensually pubic hair, rather than just touching skin first. I would like to think that the sensation of what a woman feels is most important.


I know my experience may be extreme, but when I shaved or waxed, I was in near constant pain for weeks or months. I have only done this a few times in my life for a few months at a time. I could feel that my lips would be soft to touch, they felt good on my fingers, and I understand why you might like them that way, and I know that shaving and waxing doesn’t hurt every woman, day in and day out, but I don’t think you actively acknowledge those of us that experience this discomfort. Obviously, I won’t keep trying to get over this discomfort, but will continue on with my wonderful, natural bush.


Future pubes

A reader dropped this wild thing into the dropbox some time ago. Pubes of The Future! Space Bush 1999! The Exotic Shape of Things to Come!!

The alien women in Star Trek had pubes like this

The alien women in Star Trek had pubes like this

Poll results – men’s favorite styles

I let the latest poll run on longer than I had intended, but it seems that no matter how long I let it run, the result was never in doubt.

By a clear margin, the top pick in our poll of men’s favorite pubic styles was…(drum roll)… the natural bush, with nearly 33% of the vote! One third of all respondents!

Natural bush - demonstrated by a professional.

Natural bush – demonstrated by a professional.

I must say, I was surprised, especially since one might think that a blog such as this would tend to attract fans of the more trimmed muffin.

But before we get too carried away, and throw away our Venus Divine razors, we should consider the result another way. Two thirds of guys who responded prefer women with some kind of pubic hair styling going on.


Reader’s post – Heartful

Here’s the kind of picture set I know we all love – a demonstration of the magical transformations that different styles can achieve.

Yes, these four pictures are of the same beautiful woman. Her partner comments simply “She’s got my heart”, and I think we can see why… And where!

I ♥ Hearts

I ♥ Hearts

In these delightful pictures she shows off four subtly different heart designs, from soft rounded love hearts to an angular, almost V-style design.

The picture above is a big one (click to enlarge), but since the contributor had sent me such high quality pics, I did want to share them in as close to the original size as I could.

My apologies to the contributor for taking so long to post them.

Reader’s post – Pussy Control

A kind anonymous reader tipped me off to an ‘on-topic’ Imgur post titled ‘Pussy Control‘ showing the same woman in five progressively shorter pubic hair styles, from a round Puffball, to Landing Strip and finally to Full Monty. Here are a few small samples, but for the full glory, visit this link

Pussy Control, apparently

Pussy Control, apparently

Art piece, exhibitionism, or purely an experiment in pubic styling? I don’t know! You decide.

Classic style – Bermuda Triangle

The Bermuda Triangle is currently the second most popular pick in the poll of men’s favorite styles (see right). What could it be about this classic style that makes it so popular?



I think we can take a hint by looking at the current top pick in the poll – the natural bush. Yes, the shape of the Bermuda style is an echo of the triangle of the natutral pubic hair. Its down-pointing angle also recalls the elegant V of the female crotch.

And perhaps subconsciously it signifies an arrow, directing the beholder’s gaze in the direction of the heavenly gate…..

Reader’s post – Cross Hairs

An anonymous reader post tipped me off to the story of a Carnegie Mellon art student who caused a kerfuffle with her pseudo-religious nude fancy-dress at a campus festival, naked from the waist down and with her pubes shaved in the shape of a cross. Some Catholics were not amused.

Naked pope woman's cruciform pubes

Naked pope woman’s cruciform pubes

Perhaps inspired by the story, the poster sent in a picture of their own Cruciform style, which they’ve given an extra wicked twist by inverting the cross. I’ve got to hand it to you, it really works well with the rest of your body art. Thanks for the pictures, guys.

Our reader's inverted cruciform

Our reader’s inverted cruciform

Classic style – short cut

Here’s another classic style, and one that seems to be quite popular recently, the Short Cut.

It looks simple enough – just the natural shape of the pubic area, trimmed to about a centimeter in length. But if you don’t have the right equipment, it could be tricky to do. Unless you’re pretty skilled with your scissors, trimming by hand could result in uneven patches. An adjustable electric hair trimmer is probably the way to go.


Alternatively, you could just do the Full Monty, and then sit back and wait a month. Voila, short cut!

As reader Jessica commented “I did a Brazilian recently (although it was nice) I prefer having pubic hair. I luv this style cause you can still rock your pube hair but in a neat way.”

Reader’s post – Flame style: step by step

My first reaction when I found this anonymous contribution in the dropbox was simply “WOW!”. Here we see, in a set of high quality pictures, a step by step guide to the creation of a perfect Flame or Arrowhead style.

A short message with the pictures simply said “virgin stylist”.

Click to enlarge

Click to enlarge


New poll – men’s favorites

Guys, here’s a chance for you to vote for your favorite women’s pubic hair style. The last poll asked women the same question. Let’s see if the guys make the same choices.


Classic style – full Brazillian

This classic style goes by many names: the Full Monty, the Sphinx, the White Tiger, the Kojak, the Hollywood, and perhaps most commonly, the Full Brazilian.

Here we see some perfect example of this, the non plus ultra of pubic hair removal.

Smooth operators

Smooth operators

This style was voted most popular by women readers of this blog in our recent poll, with over 27% of the vote.

Sometimes mentioned scathingly as a lamentable sign of excess porn in modern culture, the full Brazilian actually has a long and classical history. It can be seen in Egyptian friezes, Greek sculpture, classical oil paintings and early nude photography.

The timeless style

The timeless style

I think it’s safe to say, this is one pubic style that may never be out of fashion.

Muff taxonomy

A kind reader dropped this extensive chart of pubic styles into the dropbox, together with a message:

Massive chart of pubic styles

Massive chart of pubic styles

The message read “Hi, you can call me Lisa! So I see u posted a kind of catalog recently. I found an image with styles on the web and added some more styles to it. My girls here helped me name some of them.”

Thank you Lisa and the girls for contributing this comprehensive catalog. I love the creative names of some of the styles!

3D pube gallery

A kind anonymous contributor has sent in this labor of love – a 3d rendered gallery of pubic variations. If you look carefully you can see the pubes are no mere texture applied over a wireframe model; there’s three dimensions to the actual muffin.

3D styles gallery

3D styles gallery – click to enlarge

What the cross referenced letters refer to, I do not know. Perhaps so you can print it out, take it down to your waxing salon and say “Give me the 4G!”
Many thanks to the original poster!

Reader’s post – postage stamp

An anonymous reader sends in this delightful picture of her Postage Stamp or “Chaplin” style. She leaves a mysterious message: “My first ls.”

What, I wonder, does ‘ls’ stand for? But who cares, when the result is as cute and sexy as this?

Click to enlarge

Click to enlarge

If you’d like to share your new pubic style with the blog, please use our anonymous dropbox. You can drop pictures and text messages into the box in complete anonymity. We won’t even know what country you’re posting from unless you leave a message.

UPDATE: As several commentators have suggested, ‘ls’ must mean Landing Strip! How could I have missed that? Well, whether we call it a landing strip, a postage stamp, a Chaplin, a patch or a Square style, I think we’d all agree it looks damn sexy in this photo. Thanks again to the original poster.

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